Sunday, August 29, 2010
long awaited heavenly showers
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Commonwealth Games and my misplaced dictionary
Monday, July 12, 2010
Thinking was a real waste of time...
Years ago one of my teachers once told me,"Samrat tum sochte bahut ho..."
I 'contemplated' a lot, but couldn't figure out why he said that. 5 years have passed since that incident, and suddenly, today I realised what he wanted to say. Too late of course, but then they say ‘better late than never’.
Man has always been known for his intelligence, diligence and common sense, the last one being not so common contrary to what the name suggests. Shadowed by this fact, man has declared himself to be the most superior species on earth. Ironically, the most famous and the most successful persons on earth share a lot with beasts. Their spontaneity, aggressiveness and survival instincts are what helped them reach that far. Every human possesses a little bit of all these. But those who can master all three are sure to break the shackles and rise above all.
Today, I realised that I have wasted a lot of time in thinking. Before taking a decision, I used to think; think before thinking, think during the thinking and think after thinking. If I had to decide upon something, I used to do three things before it. Think, think and think again. Then either I used to take the decision or drop it. And if things didn’t turn up as I had expected them to, I would start thinking again. After more than a decade of dilemmas and conundrums and thinking over them repeatedly, finally I have stopped!!! No more will I rely on my frontal lobe but surrender purely to my intuitions. I am really sorry that I can’t write you what forced me to believe that I have finally given up my inhibitions, but trust me, next time you will hear what is really in my mind, not what I want you to believe that is in my mind.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
A quick trip to delhi
‘Sahab, Dilli mein jo cheez meethi honi chahiye, wo bhi meethi nahi hoti. FDA kehta hai malai kofta white gravy mein banni chahiye, lekin kaun sunta hai.’ Saying this, the waiter wiped his face with the towel hanging down his shoulders; the heat from the Tandoor could be felt even on the first floor. Swami could still be heard humming in the background in his much loved south Indian accent ‘e delhi ai mere yaar’. A song that could have had no better situation to sing than the one we were in. One thing is clear about Delhi that it is a haven for gourmands and epicureans; however the malai kofta was a nightmare. While eating it i recalled the waiter’s words and wondered if the first sentence had a hidden pun. Saproo was busy eating his shahi paneer and occasionally checking his mobile for texts and service messages. We had been in delhi for the last 12 hours and were falling in love with it, especially the food, the one that quenches the bile and not the one for eyes.
Earlier that day, as our train was nearing to delhi, we were silently looking outside the window and were fidgeting since we were totally new to the event we came to delhi for. Swami broke the silence and asked ‘bai yaha chakke nai aate?’ I couldn’t get him so I asked him again. He was asking about eunuchs. Jadhav replied that it was because Bhopal express has very less stoppages so they don’t show up.
Saproo lifted his gaze from mobile and added, ‘Most of them are fakes, I saw it in a documentary’.
‘So did you sleep tight?’ I interrupted to change the topic since fellow passengers were suddenly straining their ears and finding discussion on eunuchs as intriguing.
As far as the sleeping was concerned, I had very little of it. I am not much used to sleeping in a rocking cradle, so i find it hard in train journeys.
The train reached Nizamuddin station on time and we quickly made our way through the crowd and walked out as if the train would leave any time. Seeing us hurrying like this, the fellow passengers also did the same; although nizamuddin is the last stop. Haste is contagious after all. In India people are always looking forward to get ahead of you. Be it the theatre, train, buffet lunch... people act as if this is their last chance. That’s why stampedes are quite common in India. We quickly brushed past the crowd and perched Bus number 181 and headed for PahadGanj, the place where you find cheap hotels, cheap food, and cheap ... forget it. As the bus rolled, I recalled a line from William dalrymple’s book, The city of Djinns- a year in Delhi: “... dust was everywhere and the city’s trees and flowers all looked as if they had been sprinkled with talcum powder.” Indeed the city air was stuffed with talcum powder and I was finding it hard to breath. But being a capitalist somewhere deep inside my heart, I admired the rapid growth the city undergoes every single day and forgot the filth. One more thing we noticed from the bus that common wealth games, this year, is sure to become a humongous slap on Indian sports committees, and the Govt for that matter. The city looked hardly prepared and i doubt if it will be before 3rd of Oct.
“Pahadganj aa gaya” Vaibhav said. Swami and I were so busy Cracking jokes on politicians and commonwealth that we didn’t realise how the time crept and we arrived at pahadganj the very next moment.
We descended and checked in a pretty economical hotel. The hotel guy asked for our I-cards and kept calling on hotel phone again and again to confirm identity, finally apologising for the inconvenience explaining that it was for safety purposes. They doubted us to be terrorists. No wonder since Saproo does look like one.
I remember, as a kid, once I read in a popular comic book that Pahadganj was quite famous for getting pockets picked. We didn't have to wait long enough to catch a glimpse of it when Saproo’s pocket got picked in the afternoon as we were returning to Hotel after having lunch. Swami, Jadhav and I had crossed the road while Saproo and Tyagi trailed behind on the divider, still trying to cross the road. They employed a pretty clever trap using a kid and an accomplice. They were on the divider so the pickpocket couldn’t get far and was nabbed.Thanks to the Delhi traffic, you cannot cross a road so easily. The guy who accompanied the pickpocket immediately created a scene to save the latter. He yelled," Kucch lia to nahi.. sab theek to hai na bhai saab.. ye saale ma*****... bhag yaha se.."(Did he steal anything? Is everything ok? These mot****.. Get Lost!) Finally we realised that there are fair chances of us being outnumbered if we hit him as we were planning to, so we took a wise decision and went on our way.
Speaking of Delhi traffic, it works on one single rule, “Drive to kill; kill to drive”
“well we shouldn’t move and not run when we are caught in traffic” One of us said.
“ In that case you will be ran over. Delhi roads show no mercy. Traffic won’t allow them to go right or left or to stop. They have only one way, and you are standing on it. So they ‘hit and run’ away...” I argued.
The next day we checked out of the Hotel and headed for the India Habitat centre on Lodhi road. We were delighted meeting some of the greatest automobile experts and participating in BAJA SAE, a dream of every mechanical engineer. Everything went quite smooth, but nothing can be said before the results are out. After this we decided to go to CP but with our luggage it was impossible for us to wander anymore. One of my friends had to answer a ‘call’, a pretty important, vital and indispensible call that you answer every morning. So we waited outside the palika bazaar till he came back.
Delhi is a blend of thousands of religions, sects and nations. All live under the same sky, taking the pills of both harmony and agony in equal dozes. But one specific section of the society has to face hideously unruly behaviour of Delhites. The people from north east and Tibet, stereotyped and abused as ‘Chinkies’. I recalled reading an article some 6-7 years back on the condition of these people in Northern India. The article read, ‘They are harassed, abused and ridiculed . The number of crimes against girls from north east is on a rise. Some of them even underwent surgery to look like North Indians and avoid being noticed.”
I mentioned this to my friends as soon as I spotted a trio of north-eastern girls.
“So you want to say that we should not discriminate and never prejudice against any section of society while teasing a girl” Swami said in amusement.
“Yes I certainly mean Secular Eve teasing” I summarised his words.
Meanwhile the friend, who had been away answering the 'call', returned and we headed to nizamuddin station. Vaibhav left for meerut and Saproo for Noida. The remaining three of us sat in the waiting room, staring at our ticket with 317,318 and 319 waiting list. The journey to Bhopal was sure to be a torture and so was it. But at the end of the story we reached Bhopal safely in one piece.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Roadholding in the Indian corners.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Next time please don't ask why we are not in FIFA
Friday, June 11, 2010
Room on the Roof

I am perhaps the only Indian college student who cannot recall reading Ruskin Bond during school days. By reading, I mean books from curriculum and not novels. Since I have read only one novel in my whole school life, you can easily interpret that I wasn't much into reading back in those days. My teachers can testify this statement as well.
Anyway, three days back I found this book in a nook of a local library which I am a member of. I came back home and started reading it. The very name of the character, I realised was hidden somewhere in my memories. My rusted brains recalled the name Rusty, about whom I have heard a lot but never read any story. Finally i was reading one.
The Room on the Roof' starts with his usual cravng for adventures in the street of Dehradun, which consequently gets him caned from his guardian. Very soon he realises the futility of his life and runs away to his local friends Somi and Rajbir. From this point his actual adventure starts as he joins a job of a home tutor for a spoilt kid Kishen.
The beauty of the story lies in the similarities between Kishen and Rusty, there friendship and drooling for aloo-chaat. The story finally ends with a tragical twist and an obvious happy ending. Yet the book was really worth reading.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Nine Lives, a fine travelogue

For the last 9 days I was madly immersed in a book written on spiritual India. Nine lives, as the name suggests accounts nine stories from nine different walks of life, which I finished precisely in nine days; reading one story a day. Undoubtedly it is a travelogue which deserves immense appreciation from Indian readers and those who prefer to read about India. William Dalrymple, a British journalist turned writer, has written some really famous books namely the Last mughal and In Xanadu, but this one really stole my heart. No amount of appreciation can quench the pulchritude of this book.
The protagonists in most of the stories narrate their stories that stand entirely in contrast to what they turned out to be, yet there is no missing link and not a single story appears to be concocted, as the writer claims it’s ingenuity in the beginning.
The first story tells the story of a Jain nun who was a girl with all the luxuries and love of life. But one day she is moved by the Jain asceticism and decides to choose the path of renunciation. Her battle with emotions and family are beautifully written in the book. Apart from that the magnificent description scenes of the places of rendezvous is yet another ornament.
This book brought a little amount of disappointment for me, when I learned about so many things about my country that I never ever heard of. Each one the nine stories tells you something that you never knew. For instance folk singing in India, specifically in Pabusar of Rajasthan, thought to be a mere entertainment, has a much deeper sense. William meets a local bhopa singer, Mohan Bhopa who is preserving the 600-year old tradition of epic singing. They have sung 4000 line long poems for generations. It is believed by locals as an art of resurrecting the warrior God Pabuji, who looks after their perils and problems. However, the bhopa singers are struggling hard to keep this art alive, which is fading away with time and new modes of entertainment.
Out of all the nine tales, my personal favourite is of course the The Singer of Epics, about a Bhoopa singer, who explains, exemplifies and brags about the magical abilities of Bhoopa singing to William. As the story nears the end, the message becomes clear; not always does the destiny favour the good. Perhaps the most dramatic story of the book followed by The monk’s Tale.
I decided to finish this book in nine days, and I did it. For sure this is the only book so far in which I did so. This book is a real magnet.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
I am undone...
I am utterly disappointed to see my inertness against sunstrokes. I hadn't expected myself to be so easily affected by this. But as fate had it, I was skipping breakfasts for a couple of days so I finally paid the price for it.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Indian Summers, snapshot
Gandhi, well known as Mahatma, along with Nehru was in fact a blind ideologist. So strident their ideologies were, that the price was paid by India in the form of Partition and millions of life in the carnage that followed. Ironically, in 1942 Gandhi gave up the ideology of non-violence and ordered his followers to do what it takes to annoy the Brits. Alex Von Tunzelmann in her book Indian Summers puts together all these events and evidences lined up around the clandestine amour between Nehru and Edwina Mountbatten which helps the reader understand the missing links in the story of Indian Imperial days.
The beauty of the book becomes eloquent as it begins with a terrifyingly catchy paragraph,
"In the beginning there were two nations. One was vast, mighty and magnificent empire, brilliantly organised and culturally unified, which dominated a mass swathe of earth. The other was an underdeveloped, semi-feudal realm, riven by religious factionalism and barely able to feed its illiterate, diseased and stinking masses. The first nation was India. The second was England."
The Indian history is no less than a typical soap opera, spilling upto the brim with betrayal, emotional moments, provoking dialogues followed by their heinous consequences and what not. The most famous of all examples is the provoking statement delivered by Nehru against jinnah, which provoked the latter, who had given up politics and was liveing a solitary life in London, to return to Indian politics, shattering the Indian movement to the worst possible extent.
Very few people know, rather very few people are told, that Jinnah was the icon of Hindu Muslim unity when he came into politics. Further few people know that it was Gandhi's obduracy that ushered Muslim leaders to believe that India will be unsafe for Muslims. Had gandhi paid heed to the dissent of followers and fellow countrymen and tried to curb it, then India'd have been in a different positon today.
We live in a country where speaking against gandhi and nehru, and speaking for Jinnah is a punishable offence. So I cannot write more on this topic.
The book mentions the most hillarious acts of buffoonery commited by Louis Mounbatten, the last Viceroy of India. His Quixotic milliary expeditions are perhaps the most enjoyable part in the book.
Further it reveals the reason why it took us so long to gain independece, rather took the brits so long to give up the land. Indian independence movement was an utter failure. just like the 1857 uprising, we never had a common cause to unite us. We were always divided, as we are now.
In addition to the narration of Indian history the book reads the ugly politics that hovered the british crown. The writer accessed the imperial archives to spoon out the most detailed descriptions of events that took place. Further she requested access to the love letters exchanged between Nehru and Edwina Mountabatten from both the Mountbatten and the Nehru descendents but was denied.
Monday, May 17, 2010
Amazing act by Pakistan
Austerity drive, a term adopted by our Govt., that was recently declared pejorative by media pointing it out as meaningless and a mere charade, is now the law in Pakistan. The inside story came into light during Sania Shoaib marriage for which they were dragged to court for not being Austere. Humorous news started flooding Indian TV channels, denuding the Pakistan economy to its scantiest garments, as Pakistani people watched in despair.
The inflation rates have shot up as high as 22.35% in 2008 and this year stabilised to 13%. But inflation is not a mere index of economy. If we look into other data we will find our neighbours in hard time. Still they continue aiding terror activities in Kashmir.
Incredibly the salaries have been raised from 5000/- per month to 8-10K per month. A rare act by any employer...
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
The Vivalogue
2:30 PM, Mr. Lanjewar stood in front of the exam controller room of Mechanical Dept., infuriating at a couple of boys who had arrived there on time, by mistake. We had been asked to assemble in Mech dept by 2:30 PM, but we presumed that the external will arrive late as they do always, so we delayed. I walked near and smelled the situation. Actually the external was so EXCITED to conduct the viva that SHE arrived 20 minutes earlier.
We called up our friends, who arrived after a further delay of 10-15 mins. Finally the Viva started and Binty-group was summoned. We were next, so we were prepared for the call.
The door opened, Binty came out. This is a really disappointing part, even after not being the first group to be slaughtered; you never know what is being asked inside. Moreover the external is always beaming with energy for the early ones so that's yet another problem that we have to deal with.
We squeezed inside the room; I heard some noise above my head. I turned my ead to the roof and I nearly fainted. I saw two men hanging down the loft, with mallets and hammers. 'Am I hallucinating??' I asked myself. Then I saw my friends staring at the roof as well, and I felt comforted. The two spidermen seemed to be mending the walls, but had they continued to hear our replies, they'd have probably fainted and landed on our heads.
We seated ourselves, however not comfortably in the congested place full with stuffs, and the interrogation began. Usual questions, funny answers and best of all, Hitendra Kumar nagesia... His thrilling VIVA adventures deserve a separate blog post, so I am sparing the details. But yeah!! I need to mention that he was literally in trance, don't know why... or maybe I do... He is a full-pack entertainment for the external and us both, in every Viva :D
The Vivasorous, that's what we call an external, an innocuous lady this time, seemed apprehensive about asking us questions. Still she did, after all she is being paid for it. Capitalism at its worst... we drench ourselves in sweat writing and studying lab record and what's the reward?? Nothing. While the external get's paid for asking stupid questions, no matter if they know the answer or not!!! At least she can offer us her Samosa-Patties-etc !!! We won't feel bad if she gives us 7 ptr after that... But not less than that...
Very soon she attacked me and asked "How do we classify boilers?". I was stunned for I couldn't recall, but the very next moment I did. I replied in a choked voice, "I said: well according to pressure and position and ummm.. THEY ARE CLASSIFIED... she gave me a weird look... I realised what I had said. And she realised that I am in no mood of sharing any "classified" informations...
Overall, the Viva was cool, and she seemed quite a friendly creature. At least not like the Legendary H.B. Khurasia, better known to mechies as Universal Viva Machine. During our sophomore years, every night, many mechies woke up in the middle of their sleeps shouting "UVM aa gaya" and went back to sleep when we realised that it was just a nightmare... He was our bogeyman!! But today we can say that we met the tooth-fairy...(No she was not pretty, if you have interpreted that way)
Monday, May 3, 2010
please kill 'em
Sunday, May 2, 2010
what should be the theme??
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
biggest gameplayer
So accept it, either UPA always reserves some poker chips for the 'fair' play or the Govt is really unscathed from the modern tactics of policies and always achieves a victory by the scruples
1) http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Maya-U-turn-came-after-CBI-backtracked/articleshow/5865919.cms
2) http://www.indianexpress.com/news/2-days-before-ruling-on-soren-judge-opts-out-murder-case-transferred/607641/
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
help me!!! i am drowning...
But yesterday, when I creased this special curtain for the first time, I found myself sinking deep within a bog of conundrums. A bog, where there is no vine, hanging down the trees nearby, to moor myself to them. Save me from this excruciating pain, for this bog is sucking me within itself. It’s tearing me apart. I don’t know if I will survive... People may not survive the pain and forever remain in this bog, with the venom paralysing slowly from inside.
When my friends will know about it, they'll think I hardly care about this thing, for they have seen my idiosyncracy in some of the most shattering circumstances.But of course this one is unprecedented. May be I don’t care at all. Or do I?? Then why am I writing this post?? I am confused....I have never been so easy in admitting mistakes, but today I am doing it. I made a mistake, a blunder perhaps. I didn’t have patience to wait for the curtain to be raised. I did it all by myself and got restless when I found nothing, I ushered forcefully inside to know the truth, But got caught in this bog...
Sunday, April 25, 2010
I can solve the DOHA problem
Thursday, April 22, 2010
I found a friend
Now what might amaze you is why I am writing this post. It’s because this Sunday I came across another childhood friend. I have seen her around a lot of times but never gathered the courage to say her ‘Hi’. The reason was not that I enjoyed pestering her in school, along with my buddy Yash. Nor, for that matter, we fought stupidly for getting ahead of each other academically (Well I guess I have made clear how ‘fast’ friends we were. But then this is yet another type of childhood friendship). It was because physically, I have changed drastically and at times people deny recognising me. But I finally gathered the courage and called her name. She paused... creased her brows... her lips were confused whether or not she should smile... She stepped forth and suddenly with a beam of delight spoke,” SAMRAAAT” (yeah there were 4 A’s in my name that evening). I had a sinking feeling in my stomach for I couldn’t believe that she would recognise me. Anyway we couldn’t converse much, but then I always find it hard to speak out in front of girls. No I am not pretending to be innocent. Actually I always run out of topics while talking with them. Luckily we had so much from our 7th class days for chat.
Well about this girl, I must tell you our friendship was like that of a cat and a dog... (Yeah I know all men are dogs... so am I). I must admit she remembers a lot of my nonsense acts way too much than I could even recall. And I thought I had a good memory.
Finally it seems to me that I have added one more friend to my friend list, whom I can really call a friend.